Sarcasm Pen Set
DESCRIPTION
For the person who communicates primarily in raised eyebrows, deeply loaded sighs, and technically-true statements delivered with a particular kind of smile. The Sarcasm Pen Set is five pens for the wittiest person in the room — and they are very aware that they are the wittiest person in the room. Featuring phrases that are technically perfectly polite:
SARCASM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
I'M JUST A BRIGHT RAY OF SARCASM
SARCASM IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY GREAT PERSONALITY TRAITS
I WISH SARCASM WAS AVAILABLE AS A FONT
SARCASM IS THE BRAINS DEFENSE AGAINST STUPID PEOPLE
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